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Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface
So this is another on of those WAR! (update) Stories...

This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...

Characters/ font/tf2 (c) Valve
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:iconflimflanboy:
Flimflanboy Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
That guy was probably laughing his ass of as he ran away, little runt.
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:iconfreja-and-metaknight:
Freja-and-metaknight Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
All the time XD
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:iconrechomper:
Rechomper Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Student Filmographer
When Scout's HP is full, They are normal peaceful scouts.


When they got hit by something that deal Low Damage.


"OMFG IM DYINEH!!! I NEED HP PACK NOAW!!!" (Scout have 102 of 125 hp)

Mostly scouts Panic when their hp got down. so they'll hurry find any nearest hp pack and doesn't care who needs it the most

Scouts mostly kills their own medic due, Medic are dying (On fire and near death) and just collects the hp pack and run away
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:iconmatarioshka:
matarioshka Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I like turbine map, great comic by the way. Very well drawn and detailed :)
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:iconohsadface:
OhSadface Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
It's an underatedly fun map lol
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:iconzombienutjob:
zombienutjob Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
here's an interesting fact
with heath kits medics always get first dibs, if there is a player nearby with low heath the medic can heal them and pick up the heath kit.
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:iconohsadface:
OhSadface Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
you say that like people care about medics in game? I do but most could care less.
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:iconaskthekidneykingej:
AskTheKidneyKingEJ Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ALL THE TIME

LIKE OH YEAH I NEED THAT AND THEY ZOOM IN FRONT OF ME LIKE OH HEY NO YOU DON'T
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:iconldcatlady:
ldcatlady Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student Artist
dick
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:iconpolkamena:
polkamena Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
So accurate it hurts.
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:iconclockblockers:
Clockblockers Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Sticks up middle finger to the scout*
I prefer playing as spy.
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:iconsubvention:
Subvention Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Student Writer
It's not the player, it's the class...
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:iconchieflolcatz:
ChiefLolcatz Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
some engie did that to meand I said put a damn dispenser and he said... no.
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:iconblondefromhell:
BlondeFromHell Featured By Owner Edited Sep 21, 2014  Student General Artist
I hate scouts...

I wish I were there, I would have healed you and let that little jerk die. (Plays medic and pyro)
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powerzzz21 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember an Engie, a Sniper and a Demo were coming after me (I was a Spy) and I was on 7 HP. Then I was about to get a health pack and ammo and this other team mate Spy passed me, grabbed the health and he had like 110 HP. The HP pack was enough to get me back to full health, but he didn't even bother to attack either 3 of the enemy team. There were also 2 Heavies and an Engie near me who didn't do anything at all.
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:iconthesoldierinvietnam:
TheSoldierInVietnam Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
WHYRO = WHY BRO ???
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:iconthe-bright-smile:
The-Bright-Smile Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true lmao. xD

(I once tried giving my Medic a sandvich, he only had 3 hp left and was on fire.... then my team's Scout ran in and took it before he could get to it. :X)
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:iconcodfish107:
Codfish107 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconifeelyoubroplz:
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:iconcoolkid8282:
Coolkid8282 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Student General Artist
TF2
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:iconflyingdextersart:
flyingdextersart Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
My deepest sympathies
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:iconeclecticconcierge:
EclecticConcierge Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Ouch! Sympathies man, hopefully he got basted off the face of the map later for his trouble...

Amazing work on this! The build up with the teary-eye's and then the complete let down the panel after ward was hilarious! 
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:iconclassic-dave:
Classic-Dave Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Agh! I hate people like that. I need that health more, and little bastard scouts take it. It's worst when it's an engineer cause they got dispensers they can stay with. They don't heal a Heavy quick enough.
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theminer2107 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love playing as a medic, but I go insane when I'm healing everyone, and people are raging, and I'm like I'm low on health, and a spy yells medic runs by me an takes my health pack 😑 it's like wow I can heal you so you steal that health, respect those medics
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:iconantimach:
AntiMach Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Never played it, but yeah. Such douchery echoes through many games.
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:icongemini725:
Gemini725 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This happens to me, A LOT
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What an arsehole.
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:icongreen-patch:
Green-Patch Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Can't argue with that!
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah.
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:iconrollingfancy:
RollingFancy Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
DICK!
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:iconxxsoaringheartxx:
XxSoaringHeartxX Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
That might have been me x'D
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:iconkilljoysg:
killjoySG Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
YOUUUUU BAAAAASSSSTTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!!
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:iconxxdbzcancucksfanxx:
XxDBZCancucksFanxX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconiknowthatfeelbroplz: Scumbags are only missing 1-3 health and fucking takes a large medikit.
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:iconxresound:
xResound Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died at the "Whyro" in the corner xDD

But it happened to me too. Bloody scumbag stole the health-pack but didn't even need it WHILE I WAS BLEEDING TO DEATH.

Never gonna forgive him :I
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:icongodflavoredbagel:
GodFlavoredBagel Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
I know the feeling.
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:iconshadowdragon117:
ShadowDragon117 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist
Those Scout bastards...
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:iconkaraszkun:
KaraszKun Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
GODDAMN IT, SCOUT!!
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:iconmsmojorisin:
MsMojorisin Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Bwahaha, I saw this on tumblr ages ago! So glad I finally found the original artist. It bugs me when people don't give credit on tumblr. But anyway, this is entirely true. Can't tell you how many times people have stolen health packs when they didn't need them. Like when I'm playing medic and I'm HEALING THEM. Also, you have a talent for lovely expressions. They're just PERFECT. :XD:
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:iconohsadface:
OhSadface Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
It actually was on Reddit a loooooooonnnngggg time ago and got popular but it wasn't claimed as mine. So others posted it was mine, then it was posted on Halolz. Then it was posted on Valve blog. lol So I got my credit in the end XD
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:iconmsmojorisin:
MsMojorisin Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, good to hear you got credit afterall. ^_^
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:iconkidd-breon:
Kidd-Breon Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Oh Scouts...
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:iconakaruitori:
AkaruiTori Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Heh, I know how you feel. xD
This tends to happen to me when I am a Medic... This last time, for example, I ran after a demoman, healing him. People where shooting me and my health was low. We approached a health kit, and that demo took it from right under my nose. ;( Then I was shot to death. :XD:
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XxDBZCancucksFanxX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
He forgot the number one rule for your pocket medic: SCUMBAG THE MEDIC IS HEALING YOU HE NEEDS THAT HEALTH.
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:iconakaruitori:
AkaruiTori Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Agreed!! :thumbsup:
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:iconsoraply11:
Soraply11 Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
:iconsoldierplz: :iconsaysplz: MAGGOT!!
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:iconmarre-chan95:
Marre-Chan95 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hates when this happens xC
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:iconx-xanimax-x:
X-XAnimaX-X Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
It's odd that this happened to you before bots, because this reminds of, somehow, some way, the bots I practice with always seem to hog the medikits exactly when I'm about to die. I swear those things are sadistic sentient idiots.
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:iconohsadface:
OhSadface Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
lol. Naw I just encounter idiots XD
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:iconbombistic:
bombistic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Student Artist
Poor soldier. he had a cute face.
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:iconstormbadger:
Stormbadger Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You seem to lie on the ground bleeding and/or on fire quite a lot.
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:iconyuikami-da:
yuikami-da Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
d'awww XD darn Scout!
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