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Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface
So this is another on of those WAR! (update) Stories...

This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...

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ChiefLolcatz Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
some engie did that to meand I said put a damn dispenser and he said... no.
BlondeFromHell Featured By Owner Edited Sep 21, 2014  Student General Artist
I hate scouts...

I wish I were there, I would have healed you and let that little jerk die. (Plays medic and pyro)
powerzzz21 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
I remember an Engie, a Sniper and a Demo were coming after me (I was a Spy) and I was on 7 HP. Then I was about to get a health pack and ammo and this other team mate Spy passed me, grabbed the health and he had like 110 HP. The HP pack was enough to get me back to full health, but he didn't even bother to attack either 3 of the enemy team. There were also 2 Heavies and an Engie near me who didn't do anything at all.
TheSoldierInVietnam Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
The-Bright-Smile Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true lmao. xD

(I once tried giving my Medic a sandvich, he only had 3 hp left and was on fire.... then my team's Scout ran in and took it before he could get to it. :X)
Codfish107 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Coolkid8282 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Student General Artist
flyingdextersart Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
My deepest sympathies
EclecticConcierge Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Ouch! Sympathies man, hopefully he got basted off the face of the map later for his trouble...

Amazing work on this! The build up with the teary-eye's and then the complete let down the panel after ward was hilarious! 
Agh! I hate people like that. I need that health more, and little bastard scouts take it. It's worst when it's an engineer cause they got dispensers they can stay with. They don't heal a Heavy quick enough.
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