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Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface Brother can you spare a health by OhSadface
So this is another on of those WAR! (update) Stories...

This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...

Characters/ font/tf2 (c) Valve
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The-Bright-Smile Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true lmao. xD

(I once tried giving my Medic a sandvich, he only had 3 hp left and was on fire.... then my team's Scout ran in and took it before he could get to it. :X)
Codfish107 Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Coolkid8282 Nov 20, 2013  Student General Artist
My deepest sympathies
Ouch! Sympathies man, hopefully he got basted off the face of the map later for his trouble...

Amazing work on this! The build up with the teary-eye's and then the complete let down the panel after ward was hilarious! 
Agh! I hate people like that. I need that health more, and little bastard scouts take it. It's worst when it's an engineer cause they got dispensers they can stay with. They don't heal a Heavy quick enough.
theminer2107 Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love playing as a medic, but I go insane when I'm healing everyone, and people are raging, and I'm like I'm low on health, and a spy yells medic runs by me an takes my health pack 😑 it's like wow I can heal you so you steal that health, respect those medics
AntiMach May 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Never played it, but yeah. Such douchery echoes through many games.
Gemini725 May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This happens to me, A LOT
Hogia May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What an arsehole.
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